Subscription Terms
The legal small print, kept to a single column. Reading the magazine means you accept it.
Who may subscribe
Subscribers are at least 18 and adult where they live. You look after the account; its password is yours alone.
What the magazine is
Entertainment: letters exchanged with invented islanders, composed by software. What an islander says is fiction, never fact and never counsel of any sort, medical, legal or financial. Islanders are sometimes wrong, and often proud of it.
Rates and payment
Plus is a prepaid subscription for a fixed number of days, paid in USDT, and it never renews unprompted. No refunds are made anywhere in the magazine except where law requires one. A sum sent wrongly, or over a network we did not name, can vanish, and we cannot call it back.
Conduct
Keep to the editorial line and to the law. The chat's limits are not to be dodged, the site not attacked or scraped, access not passed on. A subscription that does so may be suspended or ended.
Your letters
Your letters belong to you. Sending one lets us file it and feed it through the chat, and automatic checks read it to apply these rules.
Changes to the issue
Columns can alter, pause or close, and so can the women in them. Anything that changes what you receive is announced in the errata column beforehand. You get the magazine as it stands, with only the guarantees law imposes, and any claim against us stops at the payments of the past 30 days, as far as law permits.